My love for Simi – By Emeka Ubesie

Just like a yawning soliloquy that is capable of raising a dead soul, her melodious voice yelled, ‘Smile for Me!’

 Her dark face fizzled in the dark like a moon that has assumed its far-reaching size, after the harvest season in West Africa. I looked around to see if the smile was meant for me. Instantaneously, her left index finger pointed towards my direction and her gentle voice shrieked; it’s you my ‘Original baby!’

My heart jerked almost immediately, like a convulsing child, as I watched her other hand gripping romantically unto a slanted mic that stood in her front like a child. She kept swinging her medium size hip left and right, like parading soldiers that are on a secret mission. Her brownish dark laps that was wrapped by a short mini skirt that was made from Ankara kept sending a satisfactory ray down my nerves. Truly, ‘Love don’t care’. A strange voice whispered this into my ears and vanished at once.

The tiny strap pieces of the Ankara that walled her breast like a pet undulated, at every move she made. The tempo of her song kept increasing incessantly, like the talking drum of Omenikoro, an African energetic masquerade, as her feet moved on the Spanish grey tiles like that of a goddess. Her white eyeballs were focused on me, as if I were the sacred cross. I love you Simi, you are ‘Foreign’! This scream accompanied tears that ran through my chick, and momentarily embraced the floor like drizzling rain, immediately she finished performing her ‘Smile for me’ track.

As the wall clock that hung over my head ticked, suddenly, the silence that visited after her first performance unexpectedly gave way for a melodious tune that came through a flute that announced the arrival of one of her latest songs ‘Joromi’, through the two gigantic speakers that stood on her left and right sides. These speakers stood with her alone on the stage, with all other instrumentalist and backup singers appearing invisible. I couldn’t help my emotions any longer, as I stared steadily at her black beautiful face, but limped abruptly and ran towards her to give her a hug, because she has succeeded in waking up a sleeping part of my sense, as she sang;

Joromi, Joromi, I want you to love me…

My eyes flicked open afterwards, then, I realized I had been dreaming. I wept like a child, cuddling my pillow and wishing that the dream never ended. I tried to call back the dream, but it was obvious it had gone on a long walk to an unknown destination.

Born Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye, popularly known as Simi is a Nigerian afro pop singer and song writer. Her birth was announced on 19^th April, 1988 in Surulere, Ojuelegba to be precise. Lagos to her is more than a home, because that was where she received her primary and secondary education, before she moved to Covenant University, where she studied mass communication.

It all began in 2008, after she dropped her debut album that was titled ‘Ogaju’, which contained hit tracks like ‘Ara Ile’ and ‘Iya Temi’ that were produced by Samklef. From that moment, the revelation that I got about her was as clear as a mirror on the wall. As a lover of good music, it was very easy for me to be enslaved by her unique voice and tunes, which was exactly what Asa did to me. Love they say knows no boundary when one’s heart love a thing. This perfectly showcased the possibility of a young man from the Eastern part of Nigeria to fall in love completely with a young singer from the Western part, who practically doesn’t understand all the lyrics in her songs. It’s like the recent ‘Chemistry’ that thus exist between the Beast from the East, Phyno, and Baddo from the West, Olamide.  

From that moment, I kept on reading and listening to every piece of art work that came from Simi. If she were to be a pastor, I would indeed make a good follower. In fact, I followed everything that came from her like a shadow that tagged along an object.

In 2011, Simi met Oscar Heman-Ackah, a producer and also a song writer, and both of then worked together, until 2013, when Simi officially signed a contract with Oscar Music Production. Also in 2013, via her former record label, she officially signed a new contract with X3M Music.

In 2014, when she released ‘Tiff’, which was also produced by Oscar Heman-Ackah, I couldn’t help but weep the first time I heard the song on the radio. The song was later nominated in two categories in Headies 2015, and sooner gained mainstream recognition. Just as I was about recovering from the heart relief ‘Tiff’ gave to me, one day, as I was riding in a friend’s car along Lekki Phase I, we tuned the car stereo to a radio station. There and then, ‘Jamb Question’ was a song on review on that fateful day. I almost jumped out of the car that was doing 120kilometer, after the song ended.

What else do humans expect from Simi anymore, before nominating her for Grammy? I guess nothing because Falz the bad guy perfectly buried that tract, after Simi killed it.

It’s no doubt that I’m finding it difficult in recent time to strike a balance between the love I have for Simi and the one I have for Asa in 2017, because I wouldn’t know whether to listen to ‘Joromi’ by Simi or ‘Bed of Stone’ by Asa every night, before cuddling the pillows on my empty lonely bed.

I can’t really say for sure at this moment, but I guess my love is hiding somewhere in the West.    

(Emeka is a young Nigerian writer and public affairs analyst. He is a member of Chartered Institute of Public Diplomacy and Management (CIPDM), The Royal Life Saving Society of Nigeria, Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM), and Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply Management of Nigeria (CIPSMN))

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Zombie System Of Governing: The Disposition Of Nigeria Governors - By Emeka Ubesie

 

‘Laughter they say doesn’t show friendship. The word which is spoken is agreed to by a nod of the head. It is not by staring hard that one sees the road or understands what is going on. He who bathes in tears knows himself. If advice is given to a head but it doesn’t hear, when it enters the bag, it hears. Seeing but not speaking is characteristic of elders, while speaking but not listening is characteristic of younger people.’ These were her humble soliloquies in 2010, before she cuddled the mother earth and kissed the world goodbye.

I had earlier promised my grandmother that I would be guided by her blameless and spotless lessons and teaches about life. But as I continued to experience certain irreversible vicissitudes, which I was imperilled to by nature, I decided in the end to disagree with one of her salient axiom which says; seeing but not speaking is characteristic of elders, while speaking but not listening is characteristic of younger people. The reason behind my irrevocable verdict towards this particular maxim is going to be a story for another day.  Today, what is valid in my consciousness is; seeing but not speaking is characteristic of YOUNGER PEOPLE, while speaking but not listening is characteristic of ELDERS. You either concur or you dissent.

Sedentary by her graveside after so many years with my small Kachibo three finger battery radio, the gospel of Fela Kuti kept echoing like the vibration sound that was orchestrated by the first ‘Ogbunigwe,’ local bomb that was built by the Biafrans during the Nigeria Civil War. Ah! Fela is a god slipped from my maw audibly. Tilting my head left and right to see if I was joined by any uninvited guest or her spirit, the preacher shrieked louder and louder saying:

Zombie o, zombie (Zombie o, zombie)
Zombie o, zombie (Zombie o, zombie)

Zombie no go go, unless you tell am to go (Zombie)
Zombie no go stop, unless you tell am to stop (Zombie)
Zombie no go turn, unless you tell am to turn (Zombie)
Zombie no go think, unless you tell am to think (Zombie)

Tell am to go straight
A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense
A joro, jara, joro
Tell am to go kill
A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense
A joro, jara, joro
Tell am to go quench
A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense
A joro, jara, joro

Go and kill! (Joro, jaro, joro)
Go and die! (Joro, jaro, joro)
Go and quench! (Joro, jaro, joro)
Put am for reverse! (Joro, jaro, joro…)

Sobering and shedding tears with my inner eyes drenched like a sinner who couldn’t wait for dawn to swallow the dusk, before he or she could run to a nearby catholic church for confession, as my ears were enthralled by his honest truth. Lastly, I was able to relate the ‘Zombie’ that he was preaching about with the recent languid attitude of some of our Governors in this recent time. The portrait which his gospel framed in my subconscious mind became blatant that most of our Governors are practicing the ‘Zombie System of Governing.’

Describing some Governors as something that is more immobile than an effigy of a god will not be a bad idea. Come to think of it; the effigy of a god is motionless in most cases right? But yet it’s efficacy can’t be undermined. If you doubt this effigy analogy, kindly pay a visit to the Eze mmuo, chief priest of your land for more clarification. In fact, the effigy is far better and more productive than some Governors in Nigeria today. Calling some of them a piece of tree trunk won’t be bad either, because they can’t think and make good use of their brain. They don’t even understand what innovation, entrepreneur and creativity are all about. No wonder Fela referred to individuals that exhibit such lethargic mannerism as ‘Zombie.’

Most Governors of this country have failed to look inwardly into the various towns and villages that sum up their state, taking into cognizance the gigantic resources that litters on all their nook and cranny, and as well strategizing a means of exploring and transforming these resources that are inform of human, agriculture and mineral blessings, which God concealed in their domain into baskets of money. Some of them are tenderfoot in the area of understanding the role that the principle of comparative advantage plays in economic development, revenue building and accumulation of excess money (income) for a state.

Bailout Funds to rescue states that couldn’t pay for the services their citizens rendered suddenly became a perfect panacea to remedy this madness, by the Federal Government of Nigeria in this 21^st century. What a shame! Where is this country heading to? Fani Kayode once wrote that our country is on her way to ‘Kigali,’ but the reality is that ‘Kigali’ is a heaven, when compared to where Nigeria is heading to. Do you know where our country is tilting towards? Yes! Your guess is as right as mine. This country is on her way to ‘Hades.’ Do you know why? It is simply because we the citizens have sold our conscience to corruption, mediocrity and wickedness. We have jettisoned to uphold truth, no matter how miniature it appears. We have chosen to crown thieves our leaders. Religion and ethnic differences are the ‘two brothers in the hood’ that we have succeeded in immortalizing, and these evil now cohabit with us.

The Agricultural history of Nigeria is intertwined with its political history. In the 1920s and mid 1930s, their existed a resurgence in the Agricultural activities of this nation, and this period was referred to as the ‘Faulkner Strip Layout’ era. Faulkner provided an experimental statistical design for green manufacturing, fertility, livestock, intensification, rational cropping and expansion of research activities and training programs for Department of Agriculture. In the same way, other facilities for training individuals and junior staff in Agriculture were made available. Scholarships were as well awarded to some students in Imperial College of Tropical Agriculture in Trinidad and Yaba High College. These initiatives as at that time played a wonderful role in securing a laudable position for Nigeria in the area of Agriculture. But sooner than envisaged, the spiraling and hostility of the Second World War truncated the success story of these initiatives. Few years after the war, the reverse became the case.

All the States in Nigeria are endowed with unquantifiable natural resources and relatively good weather for agriculture and other economic activities that will enhance and boost the economy of each state, yet Nigerians suffer in the midst of plenty. So sad! The poverty rate of this nation when compared with other African Countries can simply be defined as a long walk that leads to nowhere, despite her high GDP.

A survey that was currently conducted in this country showed that less than 40% of Nigeria land is cultivated, despite the country’s enormous population and level of unemployment. Having taken a critical look at the role Agriculture played in the past before crude was discovered, it is obvious to note that Agriculture contributed more than 80% to the country’s budget then. My questions now are these; why then did we kill our good son (Agriculture)? What was his crime?

I totally believe that the list of importance of Agriculture to the Nigeria States is endless. I’m of the opinion that if our Governors can put on their thinking caps and carryout a comprehensive survey of their respective regions, in order to ascertain the abundant resources, which these regions are bequeathed with, with the sole purpose of investing and tapping from these resources that proliferate in their region, the option of bailout funds will automatically be substituted by a long lasting and boosting economic policies. The return on investment of this decision when executed properly will certainly be enough for the State Governors to pay all their bills and even have surplus money (income) for savings and other things.

Did you know what some State Governors did with their own so called ‘Bailout Funds?’ I will tell you. Most of them used the money to purchase Prado Jeeps and other cars for their friends and family members that were smuggled into the corridors of power, leaving their state workers starving without paying salaries. Is this what the funds were meant for? Mr. Governor, please answer. What a reprehensible and coldhearted act.

The earlier we decentralize power, making it mandatory for the states to provide at least 70% of their working budget, the better for us. Most Governors are so lazy and they lack the entrepreneurial skills to come up with good and long lasting economic ideas. What they do is to seat back and wait for allocation from Abuja to embezzle. Ndi aruru ani, wicked people.

Igbo aphorisms say that; the works that we do are the things by which we are remembered. If an old woman stubbornly builds herself a spacious compound, her dead body is carried to her own soup. Rat, don’t chew the doctor's bag on purpose, and doctor, don’t starve the rat on purpose. One who doesn’t agree agrees on the death mat and one who serves benefits buys the service.

Most Nigeria Governors have settled for the ‘Zombie System of Governing’ their people and this is very bad. If you can’t create your state’s revenue by coming up with good and long lasting entrepreneurial and innovative ideas, and as well pay salaries, please, kindly handover to someone that is capable of doing so and stop waiting for bailout funds. It is also pertinent for you peopled to understand that Nigerians are not fools. Mr Governor, always remember that a grasshopper which was killed by the Okpoko was deaf.

(Emeka is a young Nigerian writer and public affairs analyst. He is a member of Institute of Public Diplomacy and Management (IPDM), The Royal Life Saving Society of Nigeria, Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM), and Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply Management of Nigeria (CIPSMN))

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Road To Hades: Enugu Onitsha Expressway – By Emeka Ubesie

 

In an absolute melancholic state, with my heart filled with the mixture of gloom and pity, that I remember the good Nigerians irrespective of their tribe that their breath was halted along Enugu Onitsha Expressway in the past twelve to fifteen years. May their souls rest in peace, and may their spirits never stop haunting and chasing after all the Igbo politicians that ate any allocation that was meant for the construction of this road in Jesus name, amen. Most especially, the souls of so many Nigerian youths that were sent to an early grave, without fulfilling their individual purpose and destiny on earth.

Enugu Onitsha expressway is one of the major Eastern roads that linked so many states in the Eastern Nigeria. This road was formally the pride of the Eastern Region, but in recent time, it can best be described as ROAD TO HADES. For several years, Enugu Onitsha Expressway has been abandoned by the Eastern politicians not the Federal Government. From a reliable source, I was made to understand that this road had been awarded severally, but some Igbo politicians and royal fathers ate or shared the money. What an ignominy. My question to the source was this; does it mean that this road hasn’t been captured in the federal government budget since the past twelve to fifteen years? The answer that I got was capital ‘NO.’ Now, what is actually the problem, why is this road in this sorry state? Question for the gods.

 

With due respect to all my Igbo brothers and sisters all over the world, I have come to realise that the problem of an Igbo man is another Igbo man, not even the Hausa’s or the Yoruba’s. Please, don’t argue this with me. But if you feel like arguing, kindly go to your village and take a good look at your roads, schools and hospitals. Or better still, ask any white hair fellow that hasn’t sold out his personality and conscience to mediocrity and corruption.

 

                                                Enugu Onitsha Expressway

I love Ekweremadu, but I hate listening to his speeches. He has a wonderful and successful political career, having served as a senator since 2003. What a long service year. My questions to him and other senators of his kind are these; what policy have you people been able to influenced towards The Eastern Region? Don’t you people have any plan to come up with long lasting economic policies that will affect the lives of the suffering Umuigbo positively? Why is Enugu Onitsha expressway in this condition?

It’s so appalling too that our people have also decided to sell their conscience to corruption, mediocrity, nepotism etc. Today we hear slogans like; the Hausa’s hate the Igbo’s, same with the Yoruba’s. But we also forget that the Igbos hate themselves more. An Igbo man could choose to help someone from another region, but that same man wouldn’t carryout such philanthropic exercise in his own region or village. No wonder the axiom that says; Igbo ka nma na ezi, Igbos are better people when it comes to helping others.

Today, some part of this road have been transformed into farmlands, hunting yards and grazing field for the Herdsmen because cars no longer pass through them. Motorists going to Enugu, Ebonyi, Abia etc. now have to divert after Nnamdi Azikiwe University, through Ugwu Oba, Oji-River, Nachi, Udi or Eziagu to connect to Night Mile. I strongly believe that these politicians also plied through this road during their undergraduate days and it wasn’t in this contemptable condition.

No state in the Eastern Region can boast of a single good highway. Enugu Port Harcourt Expressway is also a dead trap. Few weeks ago, a terrible accident that claimed the lives of everybody that was inside a Peace Mass Transit Bus occurred along Umuahia road. Nigerians wept for these young souls that perished, but nobody bothered asking what actually was the cause of that accident. No one knows who the next victim would be.

 

 

 

                                            Enugu Onitsha Expressway

The earlier the youths of the Igboland learn to uphold and speak nothing but the truth, irrespective of how expensive it appears, the closer they are in their race to meet their messiah. For our Igbo politicians, always try as much as possible to evaluate yourself and your performance by asking yourself this question; how have you impacted into the lives of your people? Always remember that there is no place like home because aku fecha, I believe you know the rest. A wise man says that; a dead person shall have all the sleep necessary, and that there is unity in strength. Knowledge is never complete: two good heads are better than one. Salute the deaf; if the heavens don't hear, the earth will hear. A word is enough for the wise.

(Emeka is a young Nigerian writer and public affairs analyst. He is a member of Institute of Public Diplomacy and Management (IPDM), The Royal Life Saving Society of Nigeria, Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM), and Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply Management of Nigeria (CIPSMN))

 

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Beast Of A Nation – By Emeka Ubesie

Still half way deeply in my sleep, with my inner chums still digging it with their little limbs that couldn’t leave a huge mark on the surface of the earth, as the euphonious blaring tunes from his trumpet soared in the entire atmosphere of my room. The talking drums kept conversing with one another like old wise men, while the enthralled and scrumptious tempo from the other musical instrument that were played by his band members grew ceaselessly. Tony Allen stood on his right, doing what he knows best. The feelings that accompanied this whole shindig made me realised that I was total in a different world, if not the envisaged paradise or heaven.

The saying that an old woman never gets old and tired, whenever a song that she is familiar with crosses her path was the next thought that crept into my mind like a snail. ‘Wow! I bellowed.’ I’m not old either, but the reality of this old adage manifested incessantly on me, as the melody from his ITT (International Thief Thief) track blustered away my sanity. ‘What an outlandish feeling?’ I bawled silently and smiled while still asleep.

Whirling round and round on the bed, as the collection of my Afrobeat VCD jumped from one track to the other inside the DVD machine, I was very much happier in my unconscious state. The thought of every ill practices around me ceased to exist at that moment, and I could relate with the strong link that thus existed between my inner presence and the songs. This powerful bond was orchestrated by the words, rhymes and rhythms that hopped from my two miniature speakers. My strength and emotions continued to grow stronger and stronger, and somehow, I felt as if I had discovered the hidden secret of the old Black Power Movement. Next came his voice echoing;

Motherfuckers, bastard motherfuckers

we yab dem, yeah

hurry up there

say,’ yeah’

(Chorus)

well, well well, well, na true i want talk again o well,

well na true i want talk again o

well, well if i dey lie o well,

well make osiris punish me well,

well make ifa dey punish me o well,

well make edumare punish me o well,

well make the land dey punish me o well,

well make edumare punish me o well, well…

His commanding voice continued spitting fire as the ITT track rolled from one verse to the other. All the ladies that stood in front of their long micro phone, with pieces of clothes that girdled round on their chest and waist sang and hum the chorus of the song directly into their respective micro phone, while twerking their buttocks left and right. Uneasily, my left eyelid flicked open, as the leading voice of the band kept reaffirming the authenticity of his statement, and calling on the various gods to kill him if he had lied against the Nigeria Government and their evil leaders in any way.

Repossessing my consciousness little by little, tears oozed from my eyes as I was still on the bed cuddling my pillow. I couldn’t believe that I had slept for five hours, and the gospel from Fela Kuti’s messages (songs) guided me all through on the other side. His preaching on human right, corruption, the rule of law and its abuse by the Nigeria Government and the politicians was raw. Everything he said or predicted in the past is happening in Nigeria today. Hastily, I made a little flash back on Achebe’s novel ‘There was a country’ and I shook my head up and down, like an Agama lizard and wept for this failed state of ours.

Born Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome Kuti on 15^th October 1939 in Abeokuta, Ogun State Nigeria, by Reverend Israel Oludotun Ransome Kuti and Funmilayo Ransome Kuti, the arrival of Fela the Baptist, the forerunner of Nigeria was registered in the world. The young Fela who was sent into the country to reveal all the cruel and corrupt activities of the Nigeria politicians, and as well to call their attention to the doom that will soon befall the entire country if they fail to heed to his honest revelations.

Having decided to go out of his parents wish for him to study medicine in London, Fela whose call was clear to his soul decided to study music in Trinity College Of Music. He trod on his destiny majestically and patiently, until his consciousness was introduced to the Black Power Movement by his guardian angels. At this point, his purpose and destiny in life were placed right in his palms.

Through his music, his trumpet coughed out so many prophecies about Nigeria, and his unrivaled energetic vocal that invoked respect whenever he mounted any stage was flawless. He lambasted the corrupt military regime that had enslaved the minds of most Nigerians. Ethnicity and religious conspiracy were the two brothers in the hood, which the past military regime and the sick Democracy that we practice today usually employ, in order to disintegrate the assumed United Picture that our colonial masters took and called it a nation. Early enough, he discovered that this amalgamation that had corrupt leaders who careless about the lives of poor and suffering Nigerians wouldn’t in any way usher in the paradise he had envisaged, so he decided to create his own sovereign republic that he called ‘The Kalakuta Republic,’ just to dissociate himself from this ‘Beast of a Nation’ called Nigeria.

On several occasions, he was beaten and locked up in the dungeon called prison by the Nigeria Government, simply because he frowned at their dubious characters. He spoke the truth and challenged their tyrannical method of leadership. Despite all the threats he got from them, he snubbed all and sundry and continued fighting for the just course he believed in - he vowed never to compromise his fate.

So many Nigerians believed so much in his honest struggle for humanity and for the black race in totality. Transforming Nigeria into a peaceful abode, where absolute peace and tranquility would prevail was his driving force. Though, he had no titles like ‘Pastor, Evangelist or Imam attached to his name. Maybe this was why the Nigeria Government and some Nigerians who couldn’t view through his personal spectacle lacked the vision that he had and never believed in his struggle.

He was born with multiple golden spoons, no doubt about that, but he believed that things should be done the right way. He always volunteered to speak for the poor or voiceless through his music, damning any consequence that would befall him. He had challenged the Nigeria Government and politicians, to the extent of calling them names like; ITT (International Thief Thief, Zombie etc.). The military regime felt his existence to a greater extent, nonetheless, the reversal response he got from them most times were disastrous and life threatening.

Sooner than I least expected while still on the bed, Fela’s ‘Beast of a nation’ track unobtrusively began. I jaggedly got hold of the remote control that had laid beside me like a prostitute from Koramo beach all through the night, and tuned the volume of the DVD a bit louder. Gradually, the beat of the song ushered in Fela’s vigorous voice, and he bawled;

‘Ah- Let’s get now into another

 

underground spiritual game

 

just go dey help me dey answer,

 

go dey say, “Aiya-kata”- Oh ya,

 

O’feshe-Lu Aiya-kata

 

O’feshe- gban, Aiya-kata…

 

His voice came reverberated again and again. Immediately, the second sermon session began. His resonated voice had already instructed that I should substitute ‘Hallelujah’ for ‘Aiya-kata,’ so I whispered politely to myself ‘A-i-y-a-k-a-t-a,’ as the tempo of the song amplified. As the sermon continued, it became very much obvious to me that Nigeria Government and his cohorts are evil, having allowed men without conscience and principle to dominate her homes and balconies. I kept wondering what kind of evil have possessed their lives and consciousness.

All of a sudden, I began to count the amount of natural resources and human resources that the designer of this nation had kept in her custody one by one, like a Christian song that said we should count our blessings one by one. It’s so doleful to know that those we asked to manage and take care of these resources have converted each bit of it to their personal use. More so, the returns (money) from these resources have been looted and stolen by these politicians. Mediocrity, abuse of human right, killing of innocent citizens by those that were paid to protect them, ethnic wars that had been birthed by wrong mindset and brainwashing, looting of public funds, just to mention but a few are the trending life style of most Nigeria politicians.

Nigeria Government succeeded in destroying Kalakuta, a Republic where life was sweet, long, fun, and secured. A Republic where freedom of speech, equality, respect for human life and human right were held to a high esteem.

In-between Fela’s sermon, a voice came through my window yelling aloud ‘Down NEPA! Down NEPA!’ The power died away and the song halted.       

Today, Kalakuta is gone, Fela Kuti is a history, but his prophecies and struggle will continue to haunt Nigeria Government, until patriotism, accountability, respect for human life and human right becomes a tradition.

 

 

(Emeka is a young Nigerian writer and public affairs analyst. He is a member of Institute of Public Diplomacy and Management (IPDM), The Royal Life Saving Society of Nigeria, Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM), and Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply Management of Nigeria (CIPSMN))

{Email: emekaubesie@yahoo.com, Twitter: @emeka_ubesie}

A Hilarious Adventure Movie Called Nigeria: An Epitome Of A Confused State – By Emeka Ubesie

An Igbo axiom says that an individual who doesn’t know where the rain met him or her, will certainly not know where him or her will get dried up. And one who uses a gun to shoot Ojoko should remember that famine will come one day.  This certainly is the pitiable state that most African countries are in today.

The significant role which the right African values and rule of law had played in the past in our society, have suddenly metamorphosed and gone down the drain in this present day, where right African values, culture, language and religion are gradually been eroded by wrong mind set and corrupt practices.

We want to be free, we want to feel at home, we want to be strong, we want to stand tall like a pyramid, we want to be labelled the giant of Africa, but we don’t want to go down in the history of Africa, so as to make the wrongs right, and as well make mama Africa proud.

She cries all day, as we have jettisoned to answer her calls and heed to her advice. She puckers brows, even when things are done the wrong way, yet we have rebuffed to view things through her genuine, perfect and honest spectacle, which she has provided for us – sorry mama Africa, sorry Nigeria, you have killed you first descendant named ‘Agriculture,’ and his blood cries for a revenge.

The year 1914 scripts the launch of a potential and outstanding great country for Nigeria. After many decades, these potentials and greatness have suddenly disappeared into the thin air, due to long years of both poor leadership and followership. In spite of the unrivalled good gesture, which the supreme being has bequeathed on our land inform of size, population, affordable climate, fertile soil and all kinds of resource within, including blessed hands and brilliant minds, Nigeria has not been able to transform all her endowment into a long lasting monument. Instead, we have continued to be spineless and unpatriotic, leaving ourselves all the time at the mercies of corrupt leaders and directionless entities who think of nothing than their pockets.

They have succeeded in using ethnicity, religion and gender differences, as an effective tool to distract the minds of so many Nigerians, who have sold their conscience to biasness. Nigerian leaders have succeeded in crowning corruption a ‘King’ in our nation, and they have successfully converted our endowed country into a bastion of poverty, where nepotism has suddenly become a way of life.

Yet, Nigeria is a nation where intellect prevails, a nation of ‘pen pushers’, a nation of creative minds. But it’s so sad that majority of Nigerians, both young and old have become slave to mediocrity, abuse of right social values and rule of law because, they have jettisoned to uphold patriotism in its smallest form.

Days are gone when hard work and patriotism pays. Our society has decayed, to the extent that evil has become what we clamour for. Young men and women now strode on the fast lanes and quick ways of getting things done because, morality has gone down the cesspit.

We are now in a country where the grey hair fellows have automatically sold out their values and dignity to the dogs. A nation where arms money was shared by our so called leaders, leaving our dear soldiers to combat well equipped terrorists with bamboo sticks and stones. May the souls of our fallen soldiers that died because of the voracity of our leaders’ rest in peace, amen. This is a country where leaders hide the public funds inside lavatory ditch.

I have so much pity for young men and women that are in my country, who have the burning desire to actualize their dreams and be happy. The bad news is that more dreams are been killed on daily basis, and good potentials are being swallowed by the cemetery every second.

In this recent time, Nigeria can best be described as a hilarious adventure movie, where the actor is supposed to save a drowning child from an ocean, but he is busy throwing bananas to some monkeys that never said they were hungry.

 

An Igbo proverb says that; he who calls whenever Elder Ene kills a deer, let him call if the deer kicks the living daylight out of Elder Ene, and a blacksmith who doesn’t know how to forge a metal gong should look at the tail of a kite.

 

(Emeka is a young Nigerian writer and public affairs analyst. He is a member of Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM), Institute of Public Diplomacy and Management (IPDM), The Royal Life Saving Society of Nigeria and Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply Management of Nigeria (CIPSMN))

{Email: emekaubesie@yahoo.com, Twitter: @emeka_ubesie}

         

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Emeka Ubesie: Fulani Invasion Of Enugu State: An Open Letter To The Governor Of Enugu State (His Excellency Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi)

 

Your Excellency,

With a heart that is filled with the mixture of gloom and anguish that I write to you these few lines. My name is Emeka Ubesie. I’m a public affairs analyst with so much abhorrence for the recent inhuman activities of the herdsmen in Nigeria and Enugu State in particular. I’m a true son of the soil and also an Igbo man who wouldn’t dare to compromise compos mentis for insane. I believe that you mean well for all the people living in your territory, most especially the Hausa’s, the Yoruba’s and the foreigners from other countries. Your inaugural address at Michael Okpara Square, during your inauguration ceremony lucidly showcased your preparedness to take coal city to the next level in all areas.   

Your Excellency, in 2010, Mr. Ude, a lecturer in the Department of Statistics University of Nigeria, Nsukka was killed by the herdsmen, who usually rob road users along Opi Nsukka road, as he was on his way to visit his family. The untimely death of this good man with an unalloyed behaviour created a huge vacuum, which no man can ever fill in the department. These herdsmen that usually disguise themselves in black overall jacket like police men, with their guns and cutlass hidden inside of it, while staging an attack on the innocent road users wanted to rob the bus which the late Mr. Ude boarded, along Enugu-Nsukka express way. As the driver of their bus who was paying attention to every pothole and police check points, which littered along this route noticed that these men in black overall jacket that were waving at him to stop weren’t police men, he accelerated faster, so as to escape, but these herdsmen opened fire on the bus and shot sporadically. Unfortunately, one of their bullet pierced through the back window of the bus and buried itself in the head of this lecturer, and his young life was forcefully sniffed out of him. These Fulani herdsmen took away the life of a good man, who was a source of encouragement to many students, who were already frustrated by the cruel structure of the department. The late Mr. Ude was a saint in the midst of other sadist in the department and he was mourned and missed by students that knew his worth. My good friend Paul Abuwa, who the late Mr. Ude was his course adviser can attest to this above stated fact. I was also fortunate to have been thought Operation Research (OR) extensively during my undergraduate years in the University of Nigeria, Nsukka by late Mr. Ude, of a blessed memory.

During my years as an undergraduate, so many people, including those that share the same ancestral heritage with you were sent to an unplanned journey, into the belly of the mother earth by these herdsmen that rear cattle within and around Nsukka environs. The news of their unpleasant activities along Nsukka route is no longer new to the eardrum of some police men in Enugu State, whose hobbies are to build roadblocks along Enugu-Nsukka expressway, while collecting white or wazo, as they have nicknamed some denomination of our naira currency, from bus drivers and other private vehicles.

In 2011, I was almost killed by these herdsmen along this same route, but by the grace of God almighty and my personal chi that bawled aloud, ‘mbanu! No! Emeka your time hasn’t come yet, oge gi erubeghi, I survived. I have come to realise that the life I’m living now is just a borrowed life, after that experience with the Fulani herdsmen because, I knew that I did lost mine on that fateful day. Around first week of March in 2011, I arrived Enugu from Lagos. The next day, I decided to call a friend of mine that reside in the University community, just to know how he was faring.  The young man shrieked audibly through the phone on hearing my voice and said, ‘Emeka, nwanne, owu n’asa boys.’ I needed no interpreter to explain to me what he meant, because his message was well delivered and understood. In a nutshell, he was trying to inform me that he was broke. In his mind, I’m supposed to have some money on me, since I just arrived from Lasgidi (Lagos) to 042 (Enugu), as we popularly called the two states. Finally, after a long conversation on the phone, I promised him that I was going to come around during the weekend to buy him one or two bottles of beer, and as well give him some money too - His broken heart was elated afterwards.

On that fateful Sunday, as I was inside a bus going to Old Park, where I would board a Peace Mass Transit bus that will take me to Nsukka. A thought slipped through my mind suddenly, and I decided to pay a visit to my cousin Nnamdi in Abakpa, before leaving for Nsukka. Nnamdi was very happy when he saw me, and he thought that I was going to spend an ample time with him, but I dashed his joy, immediately I told him that I have an appointment with a friend in the University of Nigeria, Nsukka. He pleaded and asked me to stay with him, but I refused and hurriedly left for Nsukka, after spending about thirty minutes with him in their house.

As the Peace Mass Transit bus which I boarded at Peace Park Enugu left Old Park, the driver of our bus who was driving as if he was drunk furiously zoomed off and all the potholes that scattered on the road felt the screeching tyres of our bus, until we got to Night Mile and diverted to Nsukka road. As we journeyed down further, we spotted another Peace Mass Transit bus which was a bit ahead of ours. Immediately our driver who has been reckless since our departure from their park sighted the other bus, he started chasing the bus, as if they were in a car racing competition. ‘Driver nwayo biko! Driver nwayo biko!’ Everybody that was in our bus started shouting, as our bus suddenly developed wings and started flying on the road. But the driver ignored all and sundry and continued. As we got around Opi, I sighted two men that wore black overall from the second seat where I was seated. These men were waving at the other bus that was in front of ours to stop, but I think the driver of the bus noticed what was about to happen, so he accelerated faster and disappeared. Our bus driver who didn’t observe what just transpired between the other bus and these men applied his brake and foolishly retarded, as he approached to them. Just in a twinkle of an eye, these men pulled out long double barrel guns from their overall, jumped in front of our bus and ordered the driver to park by the road side. Three others also hopped out from nearby bush, with their guns and started shooting into the sky. Other cars and buses that were behind quickly reversed and ran for their dear lives, while we all were matched out from our bus by these Fulani herdsmen.

‘Wey the moni, wey the phone,’ was the next thing they started asking everyone. We were ordered to lie down by the road side, with our faces to the ground, while they search our luggage and pockets, stealing our money and valuables. They took the beer money and my lovely Nokia touch phone that was at the back pocket of my trouser. One of them pointed his double barrel gun to my head and threatened to shoot me, if I don’t give him the other money that was in my front pocket, which wasn’t meant for beer. I obeyed and hastily handed the money over to him. The head of our driver was cut deep with a cutlass by one of the robbers or Fulani’s or herdsmen. After they had taken their time to rob us, a police patrol Hilux came and they ran into the bush, while the police men stood like an effigy of a deity in my village that is called Ishiogba, and watched these robbers as they ran majestically into the bush, without making any attempt to chase them or fire a single bullet at them.

I also heard that these Fulani herdsmen have opened up more branch offices along Enugu-Port Harcourt expressway and as well, some regional offices along Ugwogo Nike, in Enugu East Local Government Area. It is also obvious that they have now graduated from robbery to kidnapping of the innocent people that live in the state, and the people of Enugu did nothing about it.

In 2014, a special adviser to the immediate past Governor of Enugu State was kidnapped by these Fulani herdsmen along the new link road that connect to Nsukka, through Ugwogo Nike and the sum of 1.5million naira was paid to them as ransom, before he was released.

In 2015, a father to a nursery school teacher, whose school is located around Obiagu in Enugu North Local Government Area was also kidnapped by these herdsmen, along this same new connecting Ugwogo to Nsukka link road, and the sum of five hundred thousand naira was paid to them as ransom, before he was released.

I came across this news online by Emmanuel Uzodinma on April 4, 2016 and it read;

Herdsmen abduct catholic priest in Enugu, demand N10m ransom.

A Roman Catholic priest, Rev. Fr. Aniako Celestine, in charge of St. Joseph Catholic Church, Ukana, Udi Local Government Area of Enugu State has been abducted by suspected Fulani herdsmen.

The Enugu State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Ebere Amaraizu, who confirmed the abduction of the priest, said the command was on their trail.

The development has created serious tension in his country home of Owa community in Ezeagu Local Government Area of Enugu State.

Your Excellency, shall we all fold our hands and watch our peaceful coal city turn into the abode of robbers? Or shall we all sit in our homes with our hearts in our mouths? These herdsmen have eaten more than they can chew and they need to be call to other, before they will take over our homes.   

Your Excellency, please, I’m pleading on behalf of all the people that reside in Enugu State that you should look into this matter as urgent as possible and also take the necessary action because, one doesn’t know who will be the next victim. I also call on the other security agencies in Enugu State to kindly help us save our ancestral land. An Igbo proverb says that; If a woman decides to make the soup watery, the husband will learn to dent the Garri before dipping it into the soup. More so, a grasshopper that runs into the mist of fowls ends up in the land of spirits and may one's visitor not constitute a problem, so that on his departure he will not leave with a hunchback.  

Your Excellency, I want to end this letter by reminding you that Egwu Achi road in Oji-River Local Government Area of Enugu State is the worse road in your state. Please, kindly do justice to this road.

Regards,

Emeka Ubesie 

(Emeka is a young Nigerian writer and public affairs analyst. He is a member of Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM), Institute of Public Diplomacy and Management (IPDM), The Royal Life Saving Society of Nigeria and Chartered Institute of Purchasing & Supply Management of Nigeria (CIPSMN))

{Email: emekaubesie@yahoo.com, Twitter: @emeka_ubesie}