Sunday 9 August 2015

The Biography of a Living THIRTIETH RDH (C.L.U.E. XXX RDH), the Oke Mmanwu Ndi Igbo and the Njikoka of Njikoka (1989 - 2015). By Emeka Ubesie

In 1989, I was in the company of my ancestors, perambulating and searching for the perfect panacea to the mysteries of this world. As we undulated, passed the ancestral boundary that separated the wonderful people of Enugu State and Anambra State, a thunder bellowed from the heavens and we heard a voice that echoed ‘The humanity must help herself,’ I paused and looked into the eyes of the gray headed fellow that was in our company and he yelled uncontrollably ‘The Oke Mmanwu Ndi Igbo has come to help humanity!’ and I laughed and spoke in a foreign tongue, ‘In’shallah,’ with my eyes spinning round, like Okekparikpari, the great deity of my community.
After the Oke Mmanwu Ndi Igbo was dropped from the space, he grew up somewhere in Anambra State where the gods chose for him. The Njikoka of Njikoka was enrolled in Ozalla Primary School Ifitedunu, Anambra State (1993 - 1999), by his caretakers. He attended Saint Charles Special Science School Onitsha from 1999 - 2005, where he was tutored by the best teachers (according to him). He later gained admission into University of Nigeria, Nsukka in 2006, where he became a desperado, in search of more knowledge that would help him to solve some problems of humanity, but his life turned stranded like ‘Onyeka Nwelue’s Nollywood Stranded’ in the University. When he found his virgin ass in one of the most ‘Akpo’ faculty in the University, his life became an episode, in fact, confuse ga duma. C.L.U.E. XXX RDH, began asking too many questions about life, his future and destiny, of a truth, ‘THE GRAY MESSAGE’ could not explain these things to his satisfaction, as he transmuted as a FE, without the LLOW.
In 2009 - 2010, the revolutionary spirit came fully open him like a baptism of fire in the shrine and hunted him, and at that point, he had no option than to surrender like Ebola, when it visited 9ja. After that encounter, his directionless life bought a bearing from the University market, Nsukka, and he started giving the idea of migrating from Computer Science to International Relations and Diplomacy a second thought. He played the school politics anyway, when he was still in a bizarre state of mind, way back in University of Nigeria, Nsukka.  
Oke Mmanwu Ndi Igbo graduated in 2010 and went to serve his ‘Papa land’ in Lagos (2011 – 2012).  During this period, his debut book was published by Sir Victor Uwaifo's museum I'm Benin City, and presented at Bogobiri, Ikoyi, Lagos.
In 2012 - 2014, he was involved in the Community Development Work, ICT Practices, Writing (Writing of the 1,000 paged Nigerian Centenary Compendium: The Metamorphoses of Nigeria 1914 - 2014), Journalism and Activism.
Presently, he is doing his Masters in Regional Development and International Studies in East Africa (Nairobi) and he is an intern in Pakistan High Commission, Abuja, Nigeria.
Oke Mmanwu Ndi Igbo is a Secular Humanist and he does not pray or disturb any god for anything. He is a GULDER and CIGARETTE brethren.  
Mind you, JUDAS PRIESTJUDAS PRIEST got some Money now, after he finished selling his novel MALCOLM in Nigeria, not in Nairobi.
 
Happy Birthday Oke Mmanwu Ndi Igbo,
 (C.L.U.E. XXX RDH).

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